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HyperPoke your way to Victory!
The nice thing about HyperPokes is they leave no evidence as to wrongdoing. Although really HyperPokes aren't even murder, all you're doing is banishing the pokee to another dimension. So you get to work.
Charging up your HyperPoke countless times you slowly but surely shorten the line in front of you. The people behind you cheer and clap their hands, because they too won't have to wait as long.
Soon you're at the front of the line for Superman: Ultimate Flight. Which is nice. Pick your seat!







