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You leap behind a nearby tree, hiding yourself from the mother's protective eyes. You'll be safe here, right?
Wrong.
Even your impressive evasive talent does not shield you from the furious mother's wrath. To your shock and horror, the angry parental figure rips the tree right out of the ground! before you can overcome your shock, you feel her iron grip close around your neck and lift you into the air. She smiles as she holds you above her, and says the last words you'll ever hear.
"For future reference, the adrenaline boost a mother gets when she feels her children are in danger can multiply her strength by up to five times."
Then she breaks your neck.
GAME OVER