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Get Squished
"I choose Crushing!"
"Very well." he says. Suddenly you feel lightheaded. Another dart to the neck. Sheesh.
When you awake, you find yourself lying on an enormous metal surface. You're not held down in any way. "Enough with the druggings already, sheesh!" You climb to your feet and rub the back of your neck.
"NOW!" Ronny screams. You look up in time to see a lackey pushing a button.
"Wait-" but that's all you get out. The next instant you're crushed into a fine red paste, perfect for dipping breadsticks.