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Eat... more... GOLD!
You don't care about cold sweats and heavy stomachs! You set out to eat a lot of gold, and that's just what you're going to do! Screaming for tasty, tasty gold, you rip open your money bag and scarf down gold like there's no tomorrow.
Unfortunately, for you, there is no tomorrow. Twenty minutes into your gold-eating frenzy, you keel over and die. Another nameless victim of gold poisoning.
GAME OVER







