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Destroy the Earth
Well, sure, I guess that will solve all your problems forever. You pull a sword forged from solid Killandium (the strongest metal for killing in the world) out of your bag and strike the ground with it. Then you sit back and watch as the ground beneath your feet splits apart as Earth spectacularly dies. People frantically flee the planet as the Earth begins to shatter apart. Finally, the broken remains of the planet fall into the sun, leaving a free-floating moon stuck in irregular orbit, and a handful of spacecrafts, filled with Earth refugees.
Meanwhile, you're stuck in limbo. Being beaten for all eternity by the people who weren't able to escape the destroyed planet. It kinda sucks, but at least it's not boring!
GAME OVER