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Cast ○Barrier
You drop the bag and raise your hands into the air, but to the local authority's chagrin this is actually a part of the ●Barrier spell.
A magical wall forms before you, keeping away nasty, naughty things like explosive tank shells. Speaking of which, the authorities opened fire when the barrier went up, but at your caster level the barrier has more than enough HP to protect you long enough to use ●Teleport.
You scribe a quick magic circle on the pavement, toss the bag on it and step on the bag. Then, in one awful movement you cast ●Teleport and you and the bag vanish in a puff of Furby toys.