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Buy the Rabid Scepter of Shiva
Yeah, that scepter sure makes you look tough. You hold it in your hand, and begin to feel an urge to bite peopel. So you bite the merchant, tear off his head, chew his spine, and then proceed to do the same to the other merchants in the flee market. After finishing the third one, you suddenly feel the sharp pain of a tranquilizer dart stuck deep into your left bun. Your left leg feels numb, and then your entire body.
You wake up completely in a small cage. Without opening your eyes, you can hear the voices of two thickly-accented men. "So, I am takink him away when he awake, da?" "Da. We usink special surprise on him. Is big surprise."
It doesn't look like they've noticed you're awake. You can probably use that to your advantage.