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BURN the candy corn!
You take out a lighter, set the little flame in motion, and stick it up against the candy corn. Sadly, it seems that candy corn does not burn, only melt. How unfortunate. Depressed, you trudge sadly away from the candy corn, hoping to find happiness elsewhere.
Eventually your depressed trudging takes you to a hippy colony. It reeks of pot and tie-dye and peace, all of which you find rather repulsive. You obviously cannot allow these hippies to wallow in their hippy ways, that's just wrong. But what can you do to bring these hippy activities to a halt?