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Attack the Ocelot!
You rush the ocelot disguised as a squirrel with a mighty SUPERDARKLORD punch. Unfortunately, the small wildcat in a clever disguise is in the air long before your arm is even fully extended. Your blow misses by a large margin, and the dreaded small animal lands on the back of your neck.
Knowing that there is no way you can stop it now, you clench your eyes shut and wait for death to come. But it never comes. Amazingly, your SUPERDARKLORD skin is strong against the ocelot's deadly claws and teeth! You can still win this battle! All you have to do is act fast, before the crafty animal finds a new way to kill you!